January 2012
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Holy fucking shaft, this black inches cake is so good.
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Type your full name normally: Mark Hill
Type your full name with elbows: Mark Hill
Type your full name with your eyes closed: Marc Hill
Smash your face on the keyboard: Personally, I think the oil crisis in America is catastrophic. We should not keep fighting the war on terror in the middle east. But what we should do is recycle things like used tires and other large unused and/or discarded rubber objects and burn those into a new kind of petrol for automotive vehicles and thus as the rubber will burn in the gas tank, it will create a fission and emit a smoke that is so much less hazardous to our environment, decreasing our pollution rate, thus creating a better and richer America.
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Worst Bands of 2011:
epilogueofacarcrash: -The Naked and Famous -Foster The People -Touche Amore  -Two Door Cinema Club -Grizzly Bear -Make Do and Mend -Pretty Lights -The Wonder Years #unpopular opinons
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Home alone on New Years...
FAPATHON.
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Also I'd like to say about 2011:
nonobjectiveportraitofkarma: Our biggest loss this year was Macho Man Randy Savage. Dear god, give him back and we’ll give you Lady Gaga. May the clouds separate when Doug speaks.
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December 2011
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Carpal tunnels are so kvlt
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So, who likes black metal?
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Person: Are you free tomorrow?
Me: No, I'm fucking expensive.
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I want a drum kit, even though I can’t drum. Anyone can do blast beats, though :’)
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Anonymous asked: it means your fucking gay
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Anonymous asked: wtf your the most immature person i've ever encountered in my life. you are so dumb, i can't imagine how you even passed any grade in school. dumb faggot kick rocks suck it
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Anonymous asked: wtf is wrong with you
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Anonymous asked: "I'm a shaft" no offense but are you gay? All you talk about is dicks
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Anonymous asked: what are youu doing for new years? :)
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Listening to Gorgoroth. A serious trip down memory lane here..
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Popular opinion: I’m still pissed it didn’t snow.
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And now I wanna start a "djent" band...
I’ve been listening to too much Erra lately.
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Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets  dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
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Pretty much sold everything I wanted to sell, then...
or I would have gotten that 7 string guitar. I only have $100. I don’t wanna spend any of it.
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